Breaking news (beantownjim has black friends)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS AS MUCH AS YOU GUYS CALL ME A RACIST WICH IS TOTALLY UNTRUE I HAVE TO GIVE THESE BLACK GUYS A LOT OF CREDIT THEY REALLY DO BAIL ME OUT OF SOME TOUGH JAMBS.I GO WAY BACK TO MY CONSTRUCTION DAYS I USED TO OWN A 1985 FORD BRONCO AND THE TANSMISSION WENT AFTER 25 THOUSAND MILES AND I WAS NO LONGER COVERED SO I WENT TO WORK AND I TOLD THIS BLACK GUY NAMED JOE PHILLIPS AND HE SAID LISTEN BEANTOWN I AM GOING TO HELP YOU OUT.BOYS I WAS TOLD TO GIVE JOE PHILLIPS 250 DOLLARS AND THE KEYS TO MY TRUCK WELL FELLAS THE REST IS HISTORY I GOT A CALL TWO DAYS LATER FROM THE BOSTON POLICE DEPARTMENT AND WAS TOLD MY TRUCK IS BURNING AS WE SPEAK AND ITS TOTALLED.THE COP SAID WE FOUND IT OVER IN ROXBURY IN THE PROJECTS MAN I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT CALL I ENEDED UP GETTING 11 GRAND FROM THE INSURANCE MONEY THATS TO MY BLACK PAL JOE PHILLIPS.

BOYS I ALSO REMEMBER WORKING IN CONSTRUCTION IN BOSTON AND THERE WASNT ANY PLACE TO PARK WE HAD THIS BLACK LABOROR ON THE JOB HE WOULD TAKE A HAMMER AND BANG A QAURTER FOR ABOUT A MINUTE THEN HE WOULD JAMB IT IN THE PARKING METERS OUTSIDE THE JOB SITE THE METERS WOULD GET STUCK AND YOU COULDNT GET A TICKET WITH A BROKEN METER WHAT A GADGETT MAN THESE BLACK DUDES THINK OD EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR 5 MONTHS ON THIS ONE JOB AND NEVER GOT AS TICKET WICH IS AMAZING IN DOWNTOWN BOSTON.

O.K. BOYS NOW I AM GETTING TO MY POINT WHENEVER I AM IN TROUBLE IT ALWAYS SEEMS I TURN TO BLACK GUYS TO BAIL ME OUT REMEMBER A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT MY CATYLIC CONVERTER FOR MY TOYOTA TRUCK WELL THE DEALER WANTS 1600 DOLLARS TO FIX IT I WAS TALKING TO THIS BLACK GUY IN THE DEALERSHIP AND HE TOLD ME IF I GET THE PART HE KNOWS A GUY WHO WILL PUT IT IN FOR 100 DOLLARS WOW WHAT A BREAK.I CALLED THE BLACK GUY HIS NAME IS LAWRENCE HE SOUNDS NICE ON THE PHONE HE SAID GET THE PART AND COME BY THE SHOP WHERE HE WORKS AFTER HOURS AND BANG IT WILL BE IN.MAN I HAVE TO TELL YOU THESE NIGERIANS HAVE SAVED ME A LOT OF DOUGH OVER THE YEARS I JUST HOPE THIS GUY LAWRENCE IS SMART ENOUGH TO DO THE JOB.BEING AN AUTOMOTIVE MACHANIC TAKES BRAINS AND I AM A LITTLE NERVOUS HAVING A COLORED GUY F-CKING AROUND WITH MY ENGINE BUT IF IT IS GOING TO SAVE ME A DIME OR SO I GUESS I WILL TAKE THE CHANCE.I MIGHT EVEN WEAR A OBAMA BADGE MAYBE THE BLACK MACHANIC WILL CHOP OFF A COUPLE OF MORE DOLLARS

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS BUT THANK GOD I KNOW A COUPLE OF BLACK PEOPLE THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO SEEM TO KNOW HOW TO BEAT THE SYSTEM.

I WILL HAVE A GRIN :cripwalk:WHEN THE BLACK MACHANIC PUTS IT IN

BEANTOWNJIM IS NOT A RACIST :nono5: HE IS A REALIST


WELL BOYS I HOPE THIS PROVES TO YOU BEANTOWNJIM IS NOT A RACIST I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS :tongue2: :tongue2:

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH LAWRENCE THE BLACK MACHANIC AND I TOLD HIM I WOULD BE UP THERE SHORTLY HE WANTS TO PUT MY TRUCK ON THERE DIOGNISTIC MACHINE.I ASKED LAWRENCE IF HE WOULD LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE SINCE I AM GOING TO DUNKIN DONUTS HE SAID SURE AND I SAID HOW DO YOU LIKE IT (BLACK) I HOPE THAT WASNT A RACIST STATEMENT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I AM MEETING LAWRENCE HE SAID NO CREAM AND SUGAR.

BOYS IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU IT ALL COMES DOWN TO WHO YOU KNOW TOYOTA WANTS TO CHARGE ME 1600 DOLLARS I BUY THE PART AND LAWRENCE PUTS IT IN FOR 100 LABOR THAT IS A BIG SAVINGS :money8:

 

[Cusipz]

Jimmy, please tell us who you like in the football game tonight !!!

 

[PBR]

Solid proof Jim.I guess that puts that racist issue to bed.

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS THIS ISNT ANY SMALL OPRERATION I AM GOING TO THIS IS A BIG TIME AUTOMOTIVE DEALERSHIP THEY WORK ON EVERYTHING AND HAVE BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR OVER 70 YEARS.LAWRENCE MUST BE A PRETTY GOOD MACHANIC TO WORK AT THIS PLACE.

BOYS I AM GOING UP THERE NOW I WILL LET YOU KNOW LATER ABOUT LAWRENCE AND HOW SMART HE LOOKS.WHY DO I GET THE FEELING HE IS AS DUMB LEON SPINKS.

WISH ME LUCK BOYS I MIGHT EVEN ASK LAWRENCE IF HE HAS A SISTER WHO LIKES UNEMPLOYED WHITE GUYS I HAVE NEVER TASTED CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM BEFORE :niceback:

 

[whalewager]

Jim is a realist boys.

 

[BillyWaltersJr+]

i will have a grin :cripwalk:when the black machanic puts it in

Classic! :hump:

 

[oldirtyku]

Does your wife grin when the black mechanic puts it in?

 

[Betallsports]

I wish Jim would have given us his Pick for Tonight, Don't think he will be back. :missingte

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I MET WITH LAWRENCE HE IS A REALLY NICE GUY AND HE SEEMS PRETTY WELL EDUCATED I WAS GOING TO ASK HIM HOW HE BECAME A GREASE MONKEY BUT I THOUGHT HE MIGHT TURN IT INTO A RACIAL REMARK.SERIOUSLY BOYS I WAS VERY IMPRESSED WITH LAWRENCE HE WILL PUT IN THE PART FOR 100 DOLLARS WHEN I GET IT.IF I HAD CLOSED MY EYES I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO A WHITE GUY SERIOUSLY BOYS THATS HOW WELL SPOKEN THIS LAWRENCE WAS HE IS DEFINITLY NOT A HIP HOP PUNK I WOULD SAY LAWRENCE AND I ARE VERY MUCH LIKE EACH OTHER THE WAY WE SPEAK WHERE BOTH WELL EDUCATED

BOYS IT TURNED OUT TO BE A GOOD DAY I AM VERY HAPPY WITH MY BLACK MECHANIC I WOULDNT BRING MY WIFE UP THERE AS I WAS STANDING THERE WITH LAWRENCE A PRETTY GOOD LOOKING WHITE WOMEN CAME BY AND I SAID HEY LAWRENCE SHE ISNT LOOKING TO BAD IS SHE AND SURE ENOUGH THE F-CKING GUY SAYS I LIKE THAT hno:

BOYS NO BETS TONIGHT I AM ON THE SIDELINES AND MY ALLOWANCE ISNT DUE FOR ANOTHER WEEK.I AM BROKE FELLAS :finger:

 

[MikeB]

Glad everything worked out BTJ


BTJ=Keeping the Black Man employed!:aktion033

 

[Cusipz]

Dammit Jimmy...I don't care if you actually bet it, but if you found a $500 freeplay in your 5D account, but only good for tonight's football game, which side would you put the $500 on ?!

Enquiring posters would like to know!

:toast:

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

WILHEIM I HOPE YOU READ THIS THREAD

BEANTOWNJIM HAS BLACK FRIENDS

BOYS MY SERVICE ENGINE LIGHT WAS ON LAWRENCE HOOKED UP THIS MACHINE TO MY CAR TO FIND THE ENGINE PROBLEM NOW MY SERVICE ENGINE LIGHT IS OUT I HOPE I CAN GET AN INSPECTION STICKER NOW.

I HOPE IT WORKS OUT AS MUCH AS I LIKE THIS GUY LAWRENCE I HAVE A BAD FEELING DEALING WITH NIGERIANS I HAVE A FUNNY FEELING I WILL SHOW UP AT THE SHOP TO PICK UP MY TRUCK AND IT WILL BE ON MILK CRATES STRIPPED DOWN.

BEANTOWNJIM IS NOT A RACIST :nono5: HE IS A REALIST

 

[BigPIG19]

I am not racist either. I own a colored television

 

[Doug]

BOYS I MET WITH LAWRENCE HE IS A REALLY NICE GUY AND HE SEEMS PRETTY WELL EDUCATED I WAS GOING TO ASK HIM HOW HE BECAME A GREASE MONKEY BUT I THOUGHT HE MIGHT TURN IT INTO A RACIAL REMARK.SERIOUSLY BOYS I WAS VERY IMPRESSED WITH LAWRENCE HE WILL PUT IN THE PART FOR 100 DOLLARS WHEN I GET IT.IF I HAD CLOSED MY EYES I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO A WHITE GUY SERIOUSLY BOYS THATS HOW WELL SPOKEN THIS LAWRENCE WAS HE IS DEFINITLY NOT A HIP HOP PUNK I WOULD SAY LAWRENCE AND I ARE VERY MUCH LIKE EACH OTHER THE WAY WE SPEAK WHERE BOTH WELL EDUCATED

BOYS IT TURNED OUT TO BE A GOOD DAY I AM VERY HAPPY WITH MY BLACK MECHANIC I WOULDNT BRING MY WIFE UP THERE AS I WAS STANDING THERE WITH LAWRENCE A PRETTY GOOD LOOKING WHITE WOMEN CAME BY AND I SAID HEY LAWRENCE SHE ISNT LOOKING TO BAD IS SHE AND SURE ENOUGH THE F-CKING GUY SAYS I LIKE THAT hno:

BOYS NO BETS TONIGHT I AM ON THE SIDELINES AND MY ALLOWANCE ISNT DUE FOR ANOTHER WEEK.I AM BROKE FELLAS :finger:

Jim: You don't come across as highly educated, judging by the frequent spelling errors you make.

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

CUSIPZ IF I AM BETTING WITH FAKE MONEY I ALWAYS WIN SO IF I WAS YOU I WOULDNT BET AGAINST THIS PICK I WOULD FOLLOW IT

BET ALL YOU WANT TONIGHT ON PITTSBURGH THEY ARE GOING TO RUN THE BALL ALL NIGHT LONG.WASHINGTON WONT BE ABLE TO STOP THE STEELERS RUNNING GAME.REMEMBER BOYS THIS IS A FAKE MONEY BET AND I WIN ALL THESE BETS I JUST CANT WIN WHEN ITS FOR REAL MONEY

PITTSBURGH STRAIGHT UP NO POINTS

I GRIN :>Grin> WHEN YOU GUYS WIN

 

[MikeB]

CUSIPZ IF I AM BETTING WITH FAKE MONEY I ALWAYS WIN SO IF I WAS YOU I WOULDNT BET AGAINST THIS PICK I WOULD FOLLOW IT

BET ALL YOU WANT TONIGHT ON PITTSBURGH THEY ARE GOING TO RUN THE BALL ALL NIGHT LONG.WASHINGTON WONT BE ABLE TO STOP THE STEELERS RUNNING GAME.REMEMBER BOYS THIS IS A FAKE MONEY BET AND I WIN ALL THESE BETS I JUST CANT WIN WHEN ITS FOR REAL MONEY

PITTSBURGH STRAIGHT UP NO POINTS

I GRIN :>Grin> WHEN YOU GUYS WIN

And Pittsburg wears black:toast:

 

[Doug]

BOYS AS MUCH AS YOU GUYS CALL ME A RACIST WICH IS TOTALLY UNTRUE I HAVE TO GIVE THESE BLACK GUYS A LOT OF CREDIT THEY REALLY DO BAIL ME OUT OF SOME TOUGH JAMBS.I GO WAY BACK TO MY CONSTRUCTION DAYS I USED TO OWN A 1985 FORD BRONCO AND THE TANSMISSION WENT AFTER 25 THOUSAND MILES AND I WAS NO LONGER COVERED SO I WENT TO WORK AND I TOLD THIS BLACK GUY NAMED JOE PHILLIPS AND HE SAID LISTEN BEANTOWN I AM GOING TO HELP YOU OUT.BOYS I WAS TOLD TO GIVE JOE PHILLIPS 250 DOLLARS AND THE KEYS TO MY TRUCK WELL FELLAS THE REST IS HISTORY I GOT A CALL TWO DAYS LATER FROM THE BOSTON POLICE DEPARTMENT AND WAS TOLD MY TRUCK IS BURNING AS WE SPEAK AND ITS TOTALLED.THE COP SAID WE FOUND IT OVER IN ROXBURY IN THE PROJECTS MAN I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT CALL I ENEDED UP GETTING 11 GRAND FROM THE INSURANCE MONEY THATS TO MY BLACK PAL JOE PHILLIPS.

Bad post Jim. If true don't confess criminal acts in detail on the internet. Nothing good can result from it.

 

[steaktartar]

Jim: You don't come across as highly educated, judging by the frequent spelling errors you make.

something wrong with machanic?

 

[Cusipz]

I agree you probably have better luck with fake plays than real ones!

But the fade karma is too strong, throwing a unit on Wash, thank you sir.